Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in Sebastian's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
8:51 am	JUST A LITTLE ABOUT ME Hey there my name is Sebastian!!! I'm 17 and I used to have a job at dominos and at dollar general but I got fired for sexual harrassment... but hey dont judge me by my actions since my words speak louder, you know. I very heavily into Hentai that is anime porn if you guys didnt know... I think its a beautiful art. I've only lived here for 4 months and I love it because there is high alien activity. When I was 7 years old a dim ray came down from the sky and sucked me up. It was an alien ship sent to earth to check on how we were evolving. I was a chosen one, they stuck a sensory chip in my nose and the say hello every 2 years. I believe they have an underground servalience center placed some where in the hills around us. Now I am a short guy. I'm 5'3 but thats not that short... but I can say that I make up for that in my pants.. hint hint. !! My dad told me to get this self dildo molding solution so I did... and now thats sort of my hobby. Currently I am trying to get a contract with Dolly's Dildos to be there contracted molder. Thats like my ultimate dream. My favorite show is star trek.. i'm talking the old ones!! Captin kerk always made me want explore my sexuality. Dont ask me why but after watching that show many times I made out with my best friend alex and then he told everyone I was a fagget. So that kinda sucked. But I still think I'm the hottest man on this earth and you ladies will agree when you see whats underneeth the undies!!! (11 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 28th, 2005
8:04 pm	well, today was probably the worst day of my life. i went to the mall for some sweet DDR, FatRob ditched me. being pissed off and all, i stole some sugar free tang (low carb) and zima (low carb). my mom makes me eat only low carbs. she's such a bitch. she says i'm fat. i'm going to fillet her like dahmer. i'll eat blts until i'm sick...and then i'll chug my sugar free tang and zima. mic down. word. (Comment on this)
Monday, February 28th, 2005
8:28 am	Why does everyone think my life is some big joke?!?!?! My Pain and suffering is real!! Im sorry i wear my emotions on my sleeve. I guess im just a little to real for all of you. Anyway im not going to spend anymore time bitching about you worthless FUCKS,, go shop at ABERCROMBIE & BITCH!!!!!!! So this weekend was probably the worse couple days of my entire life. I went to a show with Fat Rob, Scooter and Larry. Larrys mom let him take her Dodge Dart. Its a real fucking sweet ride, and not to mention has a brutal factory sound system. Before we went to the show we decided to stop and get some grub at the LJS, which for all you who dont know is LONG JOHN SILVERS. I orderd my usual #6 with a large mountain dew. Some damn Dominican bastard fucked up my order and i didnt get any fucking hush puppies. I screamed at the Dominican bastard and finally got my damn hush puppies. At the table Rob dared me to chug the bottle of Malt Vinigar. I did it and he gave me 3.50 just enought to get 2 more helpings of some damn delicious hush puppies. After that we decided to go to the gas station and see if we could score some ''smokes''. Rob got carded, so i decided that i could easily pass as eighteen since i hadnt shaved in like 3 days. The gas station dude gave me a funny look but sold them to me. It was real fucking cool. When we got to the show we deffenetly fealt out of place. It was a sea of tight jean wearing fruits. WE decided to make the best of the situation and make fun of them all. We stood in the back watching the weak ass circle pit that had erupted in the center of the room. They all looked ridiculous with their long bangs tight jeans, bandanas, and carabeaners. They really need to take a long hard look in the mirror, or take some hints from me. I was wearing my black and pink caffiene bondage pants, and my cool shirt that says "the voices in my head tell me what to do" now thats real fucking cool. All the bands sucked ass and the company sucked even more. Afterward we went to a party at Toneys house. It was real fucking cool. I got wasted off some Mikes hard lemon aide. That shit is brutal. Toneys sister and i made out all night in the closet under the stairs. I think i love her. Toney would kill me though. Shes only 12 but when loves involved age doesnt matter. I mean im only going to be 17. The next day i was really hung over and had to be at home at 9 to help my dad paint the dining room. When i walked in the door my ciggarettes fell out of my pants and my mom saw them she picked them up and slapped me across the face. She was real mad and asked me why i smelled like alcohol. I lied to her and said rob asked me to hold his smokes and some homeless guy spilled booze on me when he was trying to get change from me. She didt belive me and sent me to my room. Im grounded for a a month and cant hang out with Rob or larry for a long time. My mom is so mad. I HATE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: depressed Current Music: NIN (24 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, February 21st, 2005
11:30 am	Today was probably the worse day of my life. I went to the dentist and found out that i have an ass load of cavities. The dentist told me its from drinking to much Pop. He said if i dont cut down then all my teeth are going to develop cavities and decay. When we got home my mom poured all of my Mt. Dew down the sink. I think its funny because its not like i bought it or anything shes just throwing away her own money. Plus, i get an allowance ill just buy my own, and store it in my mini fridge. This reminds me of the time she tried to stop me from eating junk food. I hollowed out some of my sisters teddy bears and filled them with twinkies and ding dongs. She never found out! I asked the dentist if he could install some vampire fangs, but he said that he couldnt do that and told me it was a bad idea. Fuck him in his gay dentist ass, if i had fangs i would suck his ass dry. I cant wait until later tonight, Robbie and Derick are bring over some Anime porn videos. Its going to fucking rock. I had my mom go to the store and get some snacks. She got licorice, M&Ms, Dorittos, pizza rolls, and Chocoalate milk....yeah baby!! Shes so stupid though she wouldnt buy any fucking pop. I dont think she realizes how important it is to my survival. I live off Caffiene and sugar. I think i got a new band started and i have one word for you "FAMOUS". WE are going to be balls to the walls hard as hell, so heavy that your going to need a fork lift to listen to us. I cant wait until we go on ou USA tour. Were going to go to all of the states, even CANADA. Hopefully it all works out for us. Fucking crap i think im sick, but im not going to the doctor because im hardcore. Speaking of hardcore, whats with all those faggots and there tight jeans and extra small T-shits. Jeans are for queers, BONDAGE IS WHERE ITS AT!!!!!!! Current Mood: tortured Current Music: ATREYU bitches (20 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 19th, 2005
9:06 pm	Today was probly the worst day of my life. It scuked soo bad. I ripped my new DIMMU BORGIR shirt wehn i stood up and it god caught on my bondage. UGH. then i spilled tang on my johnny the homicidal maniac comix!!!!!!!!!!! now their ruined! i also talked to PeNelope RoSE. She hates me i think. i should have known better i mean shes a 8th grader what was i thinking. but i learned some new yu gi oh tactics and will show the lunch table monday. the only good thing that has happened is my mom got me a neft gun for my birthday and i went to to the pet shop and bought some pet mice and shot them with the nerf gun. it was so funny. im thinking bout starting a new band. anyone want to help me should contact me. oh and my shitty excuse for a mom got me this sweet web cam. LATER FUCKKKKERZ Current Mood: HATEFUL Current Music: DIMMU BORGIR (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, February 4th, 2005
12:47 pm	DIE MOTHERFUCKERS Today at School was probably the worse day of my entire life. Some preps started throwing gummie bears at me at lunch so i got up and moved. so they started spitting them at me and one of the spit covered gummie bears ruined my most favorite YU GI OH card. I got up and said IF YOU DONT STOP ILL SLIT YOUR MOTHERS THROATS. the lunch room moniter heard me and i got suspended for 2 days. My mom says that shes going to start making me go to church. I dont believe in god. I tell her that all the time and she says im just trying to be hard. WEll i have to go feed Lester my pet rat. Current Mood: sad Current Music: TOOL (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 2nd, 2005
1:11 pm	Love IS A WASTED Emotion Today on my way to School i sat next to the prettiest girl in the town. PEnelope RoSe!! I think im in love with her. She was wearing a cool Atreyu shirt today and her eye liner was perfect. I wish i could do mine like that. She didnt talk to me. I think she hates me just like everyone else. I think im going to go to the mall later and see if Fat Rob is up for some DDR. WEll im out of here i have to go take out the trash, god i hate that woman i call mom. Current Mood: crappy Current Music: CRADLE OF FILTH (Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 26th, 2005
1:56 pm	I HATE MY LIFE today was the worse day of my life. It was school picture day and my mom made me wear a green sweater and khakis. She said if i changed my clothes she was going to take away my game boy. I got really mad and told her i hope she dies. Well i have to go the new korn video is supposed to be on after this commercial. Current Mood: depressed Current Music: KORN (5 Comments |Comment on this)